I strolled along, casually holding my sandals at my side, ignoring the searing temperature of the sand. My boyish hips swayed a little unnaturally; all part of the Mexico-me.
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In my house, a bottle of Prosecco and two coats of bright red nail polish can disappear before Brad Pitt is even a whisper on the red carpet.
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The alarm clock arrived from Amazon within 24 hours, which is impressive, considering it may take me twice as long to set the actual alarm.
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I may not be a lion in a room full of squirrels (like Greta) but for now, I’m happy to be a bad rapper in a room full of teenagers.
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.figure out what you forgot to do today and try to do it in the last 20 minutes before guzzling Nyquil
try to wash your face (because you forgot) before the Nyquil kicks in
The mission of the Toronto International Film festival is to “transform the way people see the world through film”. That morning I amazed myself. With the dedication of a surgeon mid-procedure, I ignored the community around me and threw myself into the world of make-believe as if it were life itself.
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I predict one day I will laugh so hard with my friends we break a mirror, obliterating those laugh lines that bother us so much, and we spend more time focused on the things that brought us together in the first place, life’s punch lines.
"You yell at your kids, I take a toe." - The Universe
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...I will grab that tablecloth and pull.
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I’m a Kit-Kat, not a gourmet sticky toffee pudding.
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